Here's a collection of Ryan's rantings and other cool things.
Basically, this area is too cool for proper html formatting, so I've done away with that task...
New and improved mindset!
Sorry, we are no longer accepting your childrens drawings of Andrew for use on the site. Once we realized everyone hated him, and our servers were crushed by the amount of e-mails, we had to take the I Hate Andrew portion of our site down. We apologize to anyone affected by this change.
19 April 2005
E-Mail Comedy and Surveys!!!
Here is another one:
1. Enter your name.
2. Pick a number between 0 and 1
3. Choose a city in Ohio
4. Enter someone's email address you know by heart
1. This person is an idiot for doing online surveys.
2. This many people would consider saving you from drowning or a burning building. You may want to consider a recount. Use your fingers this time.
3. You're an idiot, and would probably never visit this place since you're too busy wasting time doing these surveys.
4. This person doesn't want anymore forwarded emails and subsequent viruses from you. They act like it's funny when you ask if they got it, but honestly, they are probably too busy being successful since they aren't quibbling away their time forwarded crap to their friends. Way to go!
You just wasted 60 seconds (or more considering your low level of literacy) of your time. Please consider never using the internet again and secluding yourself to cardboard appliance boxes.
people tried to correct me for #2 for there not being a whole number between 0 and 1 before realizing their name was the answer for question #1.